Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Murder on the Liberal Youth Express...

As the train rushed through mid-Essex, ace Returning Officer Mark Valladares reflected over his glass of Fleurie. It had been a difficult year in his mission to bring democracy to Liberal Youth but there was a sense that, this time, he might have found a solution that worked.

At least, this time the blood stains had been cleaned up before rumours started, the assassination squad had slipped into the night unnoticed and, all in all, it looked like a tidy job. Oh yes, there had been issues. Ottawa had only come through at the last moment, there were newspaper articles condemning the use of British passports by his agents, and there had been differences of opinion regarding the exchange of hostages in a notorious London hostelry. At least the availability of Timothy Taylor's Landlord had settled that one without too much rancour.

And all that was left was to declare the result. A glass of calvados awaited, and Agent Cincinnati was guarding the ballot papers. The grounds of the castle were booby-trapped to deter anyone foolish enough to try to intervene, yes, all was ready.

Mark smiled in anticipation of an easy count...

4 comments:

Jennie Rigg said...

Agent Cincinnati was the model for this, right?

Mark Valladares said...

I did wonder, but Cincinnati would be smoking a fine cigar...

Jennie Rigg said...

Yeah, Greebo can't have a cigar because Nanny Ogg would nick it off him. Still, he did once eat a vampire in bat form because "Greebo wasn't having any of that trying to transform stuff from a flying mouse"

Mark Valladares said...

Quite right too. Can't have small furry things flittering around the place. Not for long, at any rate...