Gentle reader, I have a mystery for someone out there to solve. I know that it's a bit of a long shot, but my younger brother suggested that I put it on the blog on the basis that "you never know". So, does anyone recall who wrote this...
(Mark and Rachelle sit at the breakfast table. Mark is reading the paper. There is a knock at the door. Rachelle goes to answer. Returns with armful of post.)
Mark: (from behind paper) Who was that dear?
Rachelle: Just the postman.
Mark: (in a bored tone) Much post then?
Rachelle: No, much less than usual. (she starts looking through pile of post) Look, here's a letter from Jacques Delors. The Environmental Commission have rejected our plans for a new living room carpet.
Mark: Oh, really?
Rachelle: Yes. They consider it environmentally harmful. It doesn't match the curtains.
Mark: (bored) Oh dear. I warned you not to employ Dan Press as an interior decorator.
Rachelle: And here's another one. Let me see... "Under the terms of Commission Directive 34.2 (iv) of 1990, it has been held that your wallpaper exceeds the guidelines laid down by the Council of Ministers for bad taste, and must be replaced within thirty days."
Mark: Well, we'd better do something about it then. Who do you suggest we call for assistance?
Rachelle: Well, there was that nice architect we met in the wine bar the other evening.
Mark: Oh yes, I remember. But didn't he design Lelystad? Might that not still be a little too adventurous?
Rachelle: Maybe you're right. Still, there's always Madeleine Sjostedt.
Mark: Yes, no one could ever accuse her of having bad taste.
Well I think that it's funny, although there are a number of in-jokes and dated cultural references. Would the author(s) please come forward?
Have you noticed your blog has been reviewed by Tim W. this week.
Couldn't help but recommend it. See his remark about your blogg generally which is very much what I have been saying. Good you see your blog going so well but I will miss the funny comments you used to say about mine on your travels.
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