Conference Day Two: the secret society meets

Sunday morning, far too early. I hadn't read my papers for English Candidates Committee the top secret Committee tasked with keeping you all in the dark over our plans for world domination, although I had left my cat at home so that you wouldn't suspect.

Of course, I did say that I wouldn't report on it, so I won't. Needless to say though that I didn't win the vote on my proposal, and you've all got another year before it'll be too late for you to stop us.

Nice chocolate and caramel square though...